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Lame ninja ch. 6 by Lexicarga, literature

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Lame ninja ch. 6

Ch. 6 Sibling Survival "Mizu-mm…bleh," Himizu started to say. She would have shouted her brother's name, thus forcing him to teleport to her rescue, had it not been for Kakashi's swift action. With one hand, he had covered her mouth. With the other, he pushed Naruto away. She needed to stop doing this. Every time she got into a tight spot, she called Mizuhi; it was so ingrained into her that the response was practically instinctual. They had made some progress. Yesterday, Himizu had cooked rice, vegetables, and chicken that met Mizuhi's standards, although he admitted it begrudgingly. Well, Sakura had helped a bit, but what Mizu

Lame ninja ch. 5 by Lexicarga, literature

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Lame ninja ch. 5

Ch. 5 “Don’t eat so fast; you’ll choke” “Kakashi-sensei, what was that?” Said white-haired ninja looked down to find Naruto and Sakura standing on either side of him. He wasn’t sure how long they’d been there, but obviously long enough to catch Mizuhi appearing out of nowhere to aid his sister. It was a rather shocking sight, even for one as experienced as he. No wonder the two genin were standing so close to him; Sakura was even clinging a bit to his jacket. He tried to smile through his mask and put a reassuring hand on the frightened girl’s head. “It’s nothing to worry about.

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Lame ninja ch. 4

Ch. 4 “The devil’s luck and the dove’s seal” “Aaahh!! I’m gonna die!” Himizu screamed and bent over backwards in an impressive contortion, the knife whizzing by centimeters above her head. She stopped before touching her hands to the ground, avoiding the second and third kunai Sasuke had thrown. The idea was to force her into a back bend, and then pin her hands down. With her body suspended by the strength of her legs alone, the strategy was useless. It was an unbelievable dodge, but an unstable position. Naruto moved in quickly to attack her short range, but she grabbed the handles of the knives, w

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Lame ninja ch. 3

Ch. 3 The lamest ninja ever born “I finally found you. Himizu!” the stranger exclaimed. Kakashi put his arm around Himizu protectively, but the girl pushed him away and addressed the attacker instead. “Mizuhi? What are you doing here?” “Looking for you, obviously! Why else would I have said ‘I finally found you,’ stupid?” the man shouted. Kakashi didn’t like his tone, but the crimson-haired girl just smiled in chagrin. “Himizu, you know him?” “Um, yeah, he’s my brother. My twin brother, actually.” Oh, thank God. This guy was definitely in his early twenties, w

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Lame ninja ch. 2

Ch. 2 Some people can’t take a hint unless it’s applied with a sledgehammer “Where is he? He’s always late,” Sakura complained. She was used to Kakashi-sensei’s unusual perception of time as a “fabricated concept that binds no individual without his consent”, but this was ridiculous. He’d said to meet by the main gate at seven o’clock, so of course she’d arrived at eight. But it was eleven thirty now, and Naruto was whining about getting lunch. Even Sasuke seemed annoyed. Well, more so than usual. “Oh, hello. Sorry I’m late; I

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The lamest ninja ever born

Ch. 1 Oooh, rejected! “Kakashi-sensei, what are you doing?” Naruto stared up at his sensei, who was frozen in the middle of the street. This had happened before, of course, but usually some shady ninja would jump out and attack them fairly quickly. Right now, they were in the market and the most threatening thing in sight was the monster daikon on display seven stands down. It could have been some deformed baby. Naruto wondered if Kakashi was caught in some kind of paralysis jutsu or something. He looked around nervously for Shikamaru. “Sensei, what is it?” Sakura asked, a bit concerned. Not that it hadn’t

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Current Residence: The dark side of the moon
Favourite genre of music: anything that's good
Favourite style of art: be more specific
Operating System: what?? do i look like a techy?
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Shell of choice: conch!
Skin of choice: my own
Favourite cartoon character: KURAMA. He was like my first anime crush.
Personal Quote: "Is that a bar? Oh wait, that's a car dealership."

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LION KING.

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Josh Groban, Adam Lambert

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Lexicarga

Nov 4, 2009

School

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is keeping me from writing.  That and singing, my first love.  Christmas is coming up and that's always a hectic time for performers, so I may not finish any new chapters until the new year.  Mozel-toff.

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Sep 6, 2009

200

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Wow, up to 200 now.  I'm working on ch. 5 but it's slow going.  I guess I'm not very inspired, so I've been reading and watching sci-fi movies and stuff.  Hopefully I'll get it done before next week.

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Aug 26, 2009

Meme stolen from Sorrowful Vampress

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Rules: 1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs 2).Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC 3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz I'm using my primary oc of the moment, Himizu, so I cna explore the character a bit.  And also 'cuz it's fun sometimes not to worry abotu making someone else's creation ooc. 1.)What's your name? Himizu: Himizu Wakeruzawa.  Pleased to meet you. 2.)Do you know why you were named that? Himizu: I have no idea (smiles). *It's kind of a plot point* 3.) Are you single or taken? Himizu: Brother doesn't want me to date yet, so I'm single. 4).Have any abilities or powers? Himizu: *grimaces* Eh, no, actuall

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Jan 6, 2010

Your signature made me laugh

Lexicarga

Jan 6, 2010

Thank you; that's what I'm here for.

Lord-Kevinz

Nov 5, 2009

thank you for the fave

You're welcome.

^^ thanks for the fav.

Lexicarga

Sep 20, 2009

You're welcome. My friend sent it to me and I lol'd. I love YYH Abridged and that has to be my favorite quote from it. And I used to like Twilight, just enough that now I understand and extremely enjoy all the jokes about it. So thanks for the entertainment.

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Aug 31, 2009

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